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30 Days of Night, and more

I know, it's been a while, but here's an entry.   -I saw "30 Days of Night", and it rocks. It's not 100% perfect (the acting is hit and miss), but it's still great. Also, it's nice to see a movie where vampires are treated as a threat. After the dull vampires of say, "Blade III", the overly glossy ones of "Underworld", the post-modern approach of movies like "Dracula 2000" and "Modern Vampyres", and etc., it's good to see a movie with vampires that don't wear capes, whine, or seduce people: T

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Bored's Pointless Top 25 Cal is heading to El Paso Edition

Much kudos to UCLA this week for ending Cal's Rose Bowl hopes and thus extending their drought to 49 years. I wish I had been bold enough to make the proclamation a few weeks ago but there was almost no doubt in my mind the Bruins would lose to Notre Dame but beat Cal. If they played a high school Powder Puff team next week they'd lose but put up against a strong opponent and they usually win.   Top 25, you know the drill. I can hold off on ranking any three loss teams for at least another we

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Bored

10/21: Week 7 Pickkks

11:30 p.m.   • After a bye in which I rested my tweaked hamstring, it’s onto this week's pickkks.   Arizona @ Washington (8.5) Now Warner is hurt. Ouch. There are some franchises that seem to get all the bad breaks, and Arizona seems like one for me. However, they are also one of the worst franchises in any league, so oh well.   Atlanta @ New Orleans (8.5) OK, the Saints had a great game last week. Will the turnaround begin here? I don’t know, but I’ll take my chances.   (3.5) Ba

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

2007 Player Rankings: Rightfielders

Rightfielders   2004 1. Bobby Abreu 15. Jermaine Dye 30. Abraham Nunez   2005 1. Brian Giles 15. Jason Lane 30. Sammy Sosa   2006 1. Jermaine Dye 15. Geoff Jenkins 30. Jose Guillen   2007 1. Magglio Ordonez, Tigers 2. Vladimir Guerrero, Angels 3. Corey Hart, Brewers 4. Brad Hawpe, Rockies 5. Alex Rios, Blue Jays 6. Nick Markakis, Orioles 7. Jose Guillen, Mariners 8. Bobby Abreu, Yankees 9. Ken Griffey Jr., Reds 10. Jeremy Hermida, Marlins 11. R

Bored

Bored

All for one and one for...me

Inspired by kkk's latest bout of wedded bliss, here's one that happened yesterday afternoon:   (I'm in the kitchen eating one of those "fun size" 3 Musketeers bars when sfaJill walks in) "What are you eating?" "3 Musketeers." (flabbergasted) "Where'd you get that??" "From the bag in the pantry." "What bag in the pantry?" "The bag of 3 Musketeers on the second shelf in there." "I didn't know they where in there. When did we get those?" "Wednesday. I picked them up at Kroger.

sfaJack

sfaJack

10/19: Jock-Riding Track Record

7:45 a.m.   • I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. I really don’t have a “favorite” baseball team. However, when playoff time comes I usually just pick a team or two and pull for them. If they win, yay. If they lose, whatever. It’s not up there at the level of bandwagon-jumping but rather it’s more like taking part in a “pick ‘em” contest just for the sake of watching a game and having some kind of vested interest in it. I’ve been doing this for several years now and thought I’d look

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

10/19: Coupons And Cats Bring The Value

10:30 p.m.   • More wedded bliss. From a conversation with the better half today (she took the day off work). You can figure out who is who.   “How was work?” “It was work. How was your day.” ”Oh I had an emotional breakdown while eating my Boo Berry.” “Uh-huh. An emotional breakdown over what?” ”I don’t know.” “OK then.”   Oddly enough, her monthly visitor is due next week. Christ almighty I couldn’t imagine being a chick. The last time I had an emotional breakdown Barry Bond

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Review: NWA 12/28/85.

This should be good, what with the built-up matches for this show and all.   It's the usual hosts, David and Tony.   Dusty Rhodes says he's getting a haircut soon..OK. ___________________   Sam Houston is up against Tony Zane...and this is a boring squash, that ends with a Houston bulldog at 3:40. All Sam Houston squashes are boring. 1/2*. Zane needs to wear a shirt. ___________________   Tully Blanchard's out to talk about 1986 and the TV Title tournament, and I learn that H

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2007 Player Rankings: Centerfielders

Centerfielders   2004 1. Jim Edmonds 15. Milton Bradley 30. Marlon Byrd   2005 1. Jim Edmonds 15. Milton Bradley 30. Corey Patterson   2006 1. Carlos Beltran 15. Juan Pierre 30. Reggie Ambercrombie   2007 1. Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners 2. Grady Sizemore, Indians 3. Curtis Granderson, Tigers 4. Carlos Beltran, Mets 5. B.J. Upton, Devil Rays 6. Aaron Rowand, Phillies 7. Torii Hunter, Twins 8. Hunter Pence, Astros 9. Nick Swisher, A's 10. Mike Cameron,

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Bored

10/18: Cleaning Up With Senate Letters

9:30 p.m.   • This was a rather long article, but I can sum it up with two lines.     9:15 p.m.   • So I heard this today and got the thinking...     ...I wonder how many Democrat men wouldn't vote for a woman president of their political party? Or, better yet, a candidate of color?   7:30 p.m.   • Can somebody please tell me the status of Joe Torre and the Yankees? Will he be back? Have the Yankees offered him a contract? I've been watching ESPN all afternoon and the

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Review: WCW Monday Nitro, 3/31/97, from Roanoke, Virginia.

The NWO have arrived.... ___________________   Anyway, the first match is Lex Luger and The Giant vs. Roadblock and Rick Fuller. Giant chops Fuller HARD early on in the corner, clotheslines him, then tags in Luger. Luger goes up to the 2nd rope, and comes down hard with a double axehandle. Fuller pokes Luger in the eye, and tags in Roadblock. Roadblock with a big avalanche, and some other shitty oldschool offense. Roadblock misses an elbow drop from the 2nd rope, and The Giant is on hi

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Review: WWF Monday Night Raw, 3/31/97, from Peoria, Illinois.

We all know which episode this is, and I'm looking forward to it...   ___________________     We start things off with a European Title match, and it's the challenger, Owen Hart, facing off against the champion, The British Bulldog.   Prematch: Owen always has his Slammy's, of course. This match came about because of the two participants pull-apart last week on RAW.   Blow-by-blow: Once Bulldog gets near the ring, Owen baseball slides into him. Owen beats Bulldog up on the outsi

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The Greatest World Series Game Never Played

I'd figured I'd take a break from the usual lists to tell a quick story about the only World Series game I ever had the chance to attend. It's a pretty well known game because it didn't end being played as scheduled and it was 18 years ago today. It was Tuesday, October 17th, 1989 as the Oakland A's were to play the San Francisco Giants in Game 3 of their Bay Bridge World Series at Candlestick Park.   My Dad had bought tickets from Game 3 and 4 at Candlestick and he was going to take me to G

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Bored

10/17: Tribes Of Cleveland Unite

9 p.m.   • I’ve said before that I really don’t have a favorite MLB team. If forced to pick one from each league, I’d say that my favorite AL team would be the Angels and the NL team would be the Cardinals. However, I really don’t care. But come playoff time I generally pick a team or two and hope they do well. The odd thing was I didn’t really know which team to pick. I’d go with the Angels, but I had a feeling that they’d get beat early. I was right. I wasn’t too keen on the Rockies, becaus

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Kids, not cats

Well, I guess I'll let it out. A kid will be arriving in our house and it isn't going to be a cat or a dog. Yep, the Terror's are expecting. A boy to be exact, due December 9th. Well, at least it'll get me off a couple weeks work....I'M KIDDING. Yes indeed, get ready for another right-winger coming into the world. I just might pipe Rush, Boortz, Beck, Medved right into his crib. But all kidding aside I'm sure I'm in for a wild ride and it's going to be great.   One thing's for sure, the kid

Swift Terror

Swift Terror

Review: Undertaker DVD, Part 4.

Now, the DVD set moves into the heart of the Attitude Era. I don't mind that, as it's a time period I enjoy. Most people say that a person's favorite wrestling period is the one they grew up on. I don't necessarily disagree, even though late-80's NWA is my favorite, this is right behind. I don't give a damn how many people look back and think it sucks. If you disagree, comment and we can discuss it.   And since the Kings won, I'm doing this tonight. Otherwise, I wouldn't work on it unti

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10/16: Book Funds Are For The Dogs

10:15 p.m.   • Only one thing to talk about but boy it’s a doozy. This evening the better half was in the bedroom watching Golden Girls or some shit when the phone rang. The caller ID identified the call as from the university where she works. Figuring it would be her boss in the office late or the newly hired work-study for what reason or another, I picked up the phone. I should had known better when the girl said, “May I speak with Mrs. kkk?” but I figured it could be the work-study person

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

2007 Player Rankings: Leftfielders

Leftfielders   2004 1. Barry Bonds 15. Pat Burrell 30. Reed Johnson   2005 1. Manny Ramirez 15. Rondell White 30. Larry Bigbie   2006 1. Manny Ramirez 15. David DeJesus 30. Brad Wilkerson   2007 1. Matt Holliday, Rockies 2. Adam Dunn, Reds 3. Barry Bonds, Giants 4. Carlos Lee, Astros 5. Alfonso Soriano, Cubs 6. Pat Burrell, Phillies 7. Raul Ibanez, Mariners 8. Carl Crawford, Devil Rays 9. Eric Byrnes, Diamondbacks 10. Josh Willingham, Marlins 1

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Bored

October Madness: Day Three

THIRD ROUND Minnesota 4 Boston 3 Torii Hunter gave the Twins the lead in the first inning with a three run double. The Sox scored two runs in the ninth but their comeback fell short with the tying run on base.   San Diego 6 Chi. Sox 0 Jake Peavy pitched eight scoreless innings for the victory.   Chi. Cubs 4 Kansas City 2 Alfonso Soriano's three-run home run in the second inning sparked the offense for the Cubs.   Atlanta 7 NY Yankees 4 The Braves scored four runs in

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

Review: Undertaker DVD, Part 3.

Ok, before I start, I'll throw out a few snowflakes for the matches in the first two parts of the DVD.   SPOILERS     The Undertaker beat Hulk Hogan, from Survivor Series 1991: 1/2*. Junk.   Yokozuna beat The Undertaker in a casket match, from Royal Rumble 1994: Complete and utter trash. -***** for the whole thing, just -****1/2 for the actual match. Having all those guys come in the match gave a reason for UT's long hiatus. That was the first wrestling match I watched. Yeah, no

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10/15: Cat Scratch Fever

10 p.m.   • So whenever I’m on the computer JJ usually hops up and rolls around on the desk vying for attention or whatever he does.     Funny thing is this is the same cat that stays 10 feet away from me at all times unless I have this certain green linty blanket over myself (or if I just scraped out some earwax from my ear canal). Anyway, this evening I was scratching him on his side/belly, and I guess he didn’t take too kindly to that sort of thing so he began clawing me. Now even t

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

One vacuum bag to rule them all

kkk brought up losing his wedding ring in his blog. I have a similar story, although in my case my wife found out that I had lost it. I'm a little older than kkk, but we're roughly the same generation and most of us take our rings off far more than our fathers did. As far as I know, my dad's ring has NEVER come off, it's fused to his finger. But our generation seems to not really be used to wearing rings full time. Mine comes off all the time. This can lead to trouble. Here's my story.   One

Swift Terror

Swift Terror

Review: WWF from Madison Square Garden, 2/23/92.

Back to the PPV-ish review system we go...     Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan and Lord Alfred Hayes are on commentary.   ___________________   The first match, is The Berzerker vs. Jim Brunzell.   Prematch: Huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss...and Brunzell looks strange not being a part of the Killer Bees.   Blow-by-blow: Brunzell gives Berzerker a monkeyflip and an atomic drop, then Berzerker counters with a boot to the head. Berzerker chop, jumping boot (weird move), and then T

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