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Bored's Pointless Top 25 THAT BOWS DOWN TO NO MAN Edition

What We Learned Last Night: The only team capable of beating USC in the Coliseum is Stanford. Hey they got the last two wins there.   Everything continues to be completely fucked up this year. We're now down to ten BCS conference undefeated teams and only three of them would anyone have expected to be at this point. Again I always give the benefit of the doubt to those teams so all of them are in my Top 10, even UConn. Also decided not to rank any two loss teams for this week, although that w

Bored

Bored

10/7: Homelessness Isn't So Black And White

8:30 p.m.   • So this weekend I saw some MSNBC pseudo-“To Catch a Predator” thing that dealt with child sex shops in Asia. Holy Christ was that messed up. Eight-year-olds promising blowjobs you’d like or your money back. Funny thing was they busted some guy from Oklahoma. He was giving the undercover guy there some “tips” on how to get away with banging kids, and when he was confronted on this back in the States (actually, it was Guam but whatever) you could see his face turn pale once he fou

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

99 years

.194   .087   37   6   What are these numbers? They are a quick summary of how completely incompetent the Cubs were against the Arizona Diamondbacks in their NLDS series that ended last night in a 3-0 Arizona sweep.   .194 = the Cubs' batting average for the series   .087 = their batting average with runners in scoring position (2-for-23), and one of those two was a weak infiled single   37 = the numbers of baserunners they had in the series   6 = the number of those

sfaJack

sfaJack

October Madness!

It's time for another sim tournament. The concept here is simple. The 64 best teams in organized baseball. One week, single elimination. All 30 MLB teams, all 30 AAA teams, and four AA teams. Much like the NCAA tournament, upsets galore. The basics are that there is no rest for teams. When you win, you go on to face a new team the next day. The four AA teams consist of the champions of the Texas, Southern and Eastern Leagues, plus the Reading Phillies (because it's my tournament and they

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

10/6: Taking Comfort In Knowing I Was Right

10 a.m.   • So about a week ago we bought a new comforter at Targert on clearance. I was a little skeptical about this keeping the better half warm, especially it wasn’t as “thick” as our current comforter, which is on is last legs. However, I must say this mo fo’ is doing the job. Several times already I’ve woken up in a sweat due to this thing. The real test will come in January, but for now it’s coming through with flying colors. When we were at Target, I suggested getting two or three of

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Did You Miss Me?

Hey everybody, I'm actually making a new post! Hooray for you! Truth is, even though I haven't updated in awhile....or for a very long time anyhow, I'm actually kinda bored and cooking dinner while waiting for Letterman to come on, so I figured I'd take the time to post something since I haven't in a long while.   First things first, for those who haven't seen the posts in the Indy Wrestling thread, Devil Mountain Wrestling (where I'm training) has been running shows for the past few months.

Scroby

Scroby

10/5: 9:30 p.m.

9:30 p.m.   • I don't know if this guy was any good at his job, but not a "cultural fit." What, was he a Republican?     9:30 p.m.   • The hell?     I always thought he was Mormon, not Jewish.     Back to reality.   • It’s funny how your opinion about an album can change over the years. Take for example the first disc of 2Pac’s “All Eyes On Me.” Oh, I’m sorry, “All Eyez On Me.” When I first got this album back in 1996, my favorite tracks were “All About U,” “Life

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

I can explain my absence

Yeah, it's been a while since I posted an entry. I have an excuse however: I've been up to my neck in homework. I've had midterms,quizzes, and papers to do, and I haven't been able to post as many blog entries, or post in TSM, as much as I'd like to. I'll do more later.

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

10/4: #8, Savage Dreams

kkk's Top 103 Posters     Number 8: Ripper   Wha-? Rippers #8? That’s right n*ggaros and n*ggahoes. Actually, he was first pegged in the teens, but thanks to a few bonus points for diversity concerns he moved up, knocking a few crackers down in the process (figuratively and literally). Ripper and I didn't exactly get off to the best of starts, but over time he realized that I was nothing more than some dopey white guy that, like him, didn’t care too much for stick figures. Now even tho

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

2007 Player Rankings: Catchers

It's that time of year again where I tell you who were best and worst players by position in MLB for the past season, in case you already forgot what did happen this past season. Starting with position players I will rank the Top 30 players in plate appearances at each position, based on the player's primary position for the season. For the position players I take into account five statiscal categories: OPS+, VORP, Equivalent Average, Runs Created (ballpark adjusted per hardballtimes.com), and W

Bored

Bored

Review: WCW Monday Nitro, 3/24/97, from Duluth, Minnesota.

Waiting for the Kings to restart their season after the London trip really sucks, I just want to see my team play some games.     We're live (not) from Duluth, and Larry the Ax Hennig is there. I don't know why the guys so overdressed for the occasion, but whatever.   The first match is for the US Title, it's the challenger, Konan v. DEAN MALENKO. I don't know why Konnan is billed as Konan, but regardless, the match begins. The Dungeon of Doom guys were OVER as babyfaces, I've got

Guest

Guest

Carnival Top 25 10-03

(#) = previous   1. LSU 5-0 (2) 2. USC 4-0 (4) 3. Ohio State 5-0 (6) 4. California 5-0 (7) 5. Boston College 5-0 (9) 6. South Florida 4-0 (13) 7. Virginia Tech 4-1 (10) 8. West Virginia 4-1 (1) 9. Missouri 4-0 (12) 10. Wisconsin 5-0 (15) 11. South Carolina 4-1 (16) 12. Kentucky 5-0 (19) 13. Georgia 4-1 (20) 14. Florida 4-1 (3) 15. Hawaii 5-0 (14) 16. Tennessee 2-2 (17) 17. Oklahoma 4-1 (5) 18. Cincinnati 5-0 (22) 19. Oregon 4-1 (18) 20. Nebraska 4-1 (23)

Carnival

Carnival

Review: WWF Monday Night Raw, 3/24/97, from Rockford, Illinois.

The Angels lost today. GOOD.       A flashback to Wrestlemania 13 starts things off, where The Undertaker pinned Sycho Sid in one of the worst WWF main events I've ever seen. One of these days, I'll review it. Have I mentioned I love the entrance to Raw, with the warehouse and that cool song?   The Three Stooges say that the number one contender for the World Wrestling Federation Title is...MANKIND! He and The Undertaker do battle at IYH: Revenge of the Taker, and that can be seen

Guest

Guest

10/3: Channeling Playoff Coverage

10 p.m.   • This is why I didn't major in math.     9 p.m.   • The hell's wrong with people.     • So I guess the lesson here is if you bust black people breaking the law, you're a RACIST.     4:30 p.m.   • Gee, you can’t tell this dipshit used to be a high-ranking politician.     Jimmy Carter flexing his muscles. Weird.   • So I was listening to Mike and Mike this morning, and the skinny Jew was bitching about the MLB playoff games being on TBS becaus

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Blockheads, Big thing in the sky

Amazing, kids actually learn better and become smarter by DOING things. It seems this study finds that playing with blocks produces smarter children than playing classical music to them while they are in their crib or even in the womb.     Some dopes actually believe that if they put on Mozart it will somehow stimulate the infant's brainwaves and develop their brain better. Uh, sure. I guess this is similar to the old tall tale that if you play audio of some textbook under your pillow a

Swift Terror

Swift Terror

Tired of wet backs

During these long, hot Texas summers, what better way to beat the heat than to buy a vehicle with air conditioned seats?   ----------------------------   There isn't one single goddamn radio station in this town that is carrying the MLB playoffs. I mean, seriously--what the FUCK is up with that? We have FOUR sports radio stations in this town (including an ESPN radio affiliate) and not one of them can pick up even the shitty Westwood One network calls of the games? Christ. I knew I sh

sfaJack

sfaJack

Review: NWA 12/21/85

Playoffs start tomorrow. The Angels will win the World Series.     They skipped a week of NWA, I'm not going to complain, as the "main" was Krusher Khrushchev vs. Pez Whatley, for the Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Title.   The program starts off with some Dusty moments from the past, haha, then Dusty's in LIVE AND LIVING COLOR BRUDDA. Hey... He looks to be in pretty good shape, for Dusty anyway. Doesn't look like he's aged much at all.   Then the geniuses in the 24/7 department flashback

Guest

Guest

2007 MLB Awards

Before I get to my awards picks, here's my quick rundown of what I want out of this postseason.   1. No Red Sox/Yankees ALCS. Do I need to explain? 2. No Rockies/D-Backs NLCS. Do I need to explain? 3. D-Backs don't win the World Series. We have one 90's expansion team with two world championships already, we don't need another. 4. Indians win the ALCS. Besides the Giants, there are no teams in baseball that I would rather see less in a World Series than the Red Sox, Yankees, and Angels.

Bored

Bored

MLB Playoff Predictions

What a game last night between the Rockies and Padres to decide the NL wild card. I missed the ending because my need to get some sleep before work today forced me to go to bed...after the 12th inning (of course!). Another 15 minutes or so and I would have seen one hell of an ending.   Nevertheless, here are my official, non-scientific, mostly off-the-top-of-my-head picks for the MLB playoffs. I normally don't do these but since the Cubbies are in this year, I figure what the hell. Feel

sfaJack

sfaJack

10/2: More Than One Way To Stuff An Envelope

9:30 p.m.   • There are times when you read something and another thought from long ago pops up. That happened with a recent Drudge headline. When I saw this:     I thought back to an old Willie D song with the following verse:     Weird.   7:30 p.m.   • So I was reading Jack's blog and I remembered that the MLB playoffs are coming up. Seeing how I batted a perfect 1.000 last year (not getting a single matchup correct in the first round), I might as well do this again. B

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Review: WWF One Night Only 1997, from Birmingham, England, 9/20/97

I'm not too happy with the Bengals losing right now, so here goes something to get that off my mind. The bolded are always the title matches, if that's what you're interested in.   We start off with a video package narrated by Jim Ross, it's about Bulldog's career accomplishments, and it shows the finish to Bret/Bulldog at Summerslam 92. Good stuff.   On commentary are the Three Stooges, Vince, JR, and Lawler. Can't stand Vince commentated shows, but since I'm reviewing, my mind is hard

Guest

Guest

Maybe a triple positive next time, timeouts for adults

James Brown had to be embarrassed as a black man when he pimped the 60 minutes segment on Vince Young and had to lead in to a clip featuring a Young quote. Young, eschewing the time-honored double negative preferred by ignorami for centuries, passed go and went straight for the triple negative. In responding to a question regarding being told by critics (and presumably coaches) that he should be less reckless he said "Can't nobody tell me nothing." Now, trying to glean any meaning from the gramm

Swift Terror

Swift Terror

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