The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 On the Eddie DVD, he and RVD do alternate commentary for his ladder match. Eddie gets whipped into a ladder set up in the corner, and Eddie rolls off of it, and the ladder starts to tip. In mid-fall, RVD catches it and then on the commentary, you hear "I CAUGHT THE LADDER LIKE A NINJA." The way he says it is hilarious, plus ninjas are effing hysterical. Rob Szatowski has probably made more contributions to this thread than anybody else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 For a guy who's not a great talker, RVD sure does have some memorable shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 It's because whenever he talks, it's funny. Has he done a serious promo in WWE yet, with no comedy what-so-ever? And stoners are funny. Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheex Incarnate 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 "Sid...you big, stupid, dummy..." I swear, could WCW-era Bret Hart get even lamer? Also, I love Flair's recent "You're a virgin!" schpeel, classic stuff. whenever Bubba Ray Dudley screws up a spot, he never fails to yell "FUCK!" at the top of his lungs. TNN had to bleep him a few times if i remember. -Cheex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coolclint 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 "Sid...you big, stupid, dummy..." I swear, could WCW-era Bret Hart get even lamer? (inaccurately quoting)"A fine, upstanding contender who deserves a shot...EL DANDY." Yes...yes I think it CAN get worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Don't forget this Bret Hart classic: "Terry Funk, you're stupid. And old. And nobody likes you because you're stupid and old." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted October 10, 2004 I know Bret said the dummy one in a promo for his SurSeries match with Diesel. "Diesel, you big dummy, i'm coming after you!" or something to that effect. Never liked Bret much on the mic, as a face anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 i think in the extras of the summerslam 2002 dvd. on the hbk legend thing shawn sais something to the effect of hbk lays down for nobody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Earthquake at Battle Royal At The Albert Hall (paraphrased): Quake': Gene, do you know how far it is on a boat from America to the England? Really far...that's why we took the plane! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Bret (on whether he thinks he can beat Disco Inferno) Bret: "Disco always loses, why should facing me be any different?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Edge from 2000: "GENITAL WARTS RULE!" You'll never hear anyone say that again.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigrockstar Report post Posted October 11, 2004 "Dont be afraid about me stabing you in the back, cause I`m gonna shoot you right between the eyes!" -Kevin Nash to Hollywood Hogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted October 11, 2004 "You know ladies you might get pricked by my cactus but you will always get to play with my prairie dog." "You know, no matter how many dick jokes you tell, I never get tired of them. Speaking of which, if you take a look over there you will see a lady's chest with our letters on them" "Damn, thats a big chest!" "Now, don’t get me wrong. She's a skank but she's wearing our T-shirt so she gets on TV"- HHH and HBK from Raw ‘98 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Avenger Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Before HBK-Taker HIAC, HBK cuts a (rather uninspired) promo. As he wraps it up, you can see HHH grabbing the mic and drawing breath to say something in support of HBK, but the camera crew no-sell him and go back to the anouncers. I always found that funny. -TMA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted October 11, 2004 KOTR 98 HHH is doing guest commentary with JR and King. Chyna's doing commentary at the Spanish announce table. Lawler: I see Chyna's bilingual. HHH are you bilingual too? HHH: I'm bi a lot of things but lingual's not one of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Bubba Ray at a Heat Wave referring to the crowd: "We got some faggot in a hawaiin shirt We gotta mother who taught her daughter how to suck dick And some ugly skankasaurus who's gonna take 9" of black dick so far up her ass she won't know what hit her!" (At this point he points to D-Von who does a spastic 'humping' dance.) "And the best part is, none of you have the guts to do anything about it." (Drops mic, gets out of ring starts getting in fans' faces. Aforementioned mother spits in his face, he spits right back. Another guy gets in his face.) Bubba: "Come on you bald, fat, motherfucker!" Cyrus: "How did he know his name?" Does anyone know the famous New Jack race baiting promo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted October 12, 2004 "Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation: The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours Jabroni."- The Rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 (Survivor Series 1991 when a miscue from The Rockers cost them the match. What makes it better is that the camera is on Monsoon/Heenan at the time so we can see their expressions) Heenan: Well Monsoon, it's simple. If you'd read the pages of the World Wrestling Federation magazine, you'd know that these guys don't get along. Monsoon: (With headset nearly falling off his head in disgust) THAT'S NOT IN THE MAGAZINE!!! Why don't you get SMART?!?!? Heenan: What? Do you just look at girly magazines all day? You have to read the World Wrestling Federation magazine. Monsoon: Gimme a break! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 When HBK was a short lived member of the nWo in 2002, he was giving a long and boring promo on Raw. During a pause for breath, someone in the front row shouted out, "Get to the point!". It was hysterical, made more so by the fact that the arena was totally silent. They couldn't have cared less about HBK's speech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 (Survivor Series 1991 when a miscue from The Rockers cost them the match. What makes it better is that the camera is on Monsoon/Heenan at the time so we can see their expressions) Heenan: Well Monsoon, it's simple. If you'd read the pages of the World Wrestling Federation magazine, you'd know that these guys don't get along. Monsoon: (With headset nearly falling off his head in disgust) THAT'S NOT IN THE MAGAZINE!!! Why don't you get SMART?!?!? Heenan: What? Do you just look at girly magazines all day? You have to read the World Wrestling Federation magazine. Monsoon: Gimme a break! I also remember Gorilla saying "all you do is look at the pictures, I don't think you CAN read!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 KOTR 98 HHH is doing guest commentary with JR and King. Chyna's doing commentary at the Spanish announce table. Lawler: I see Chyna's bilingual. HHH are you bilingual too? HHH: I'm bi a lot of things but lingual's not one of them. then he followed that up with "Wait did I just mean to say that?" and Jr answered I dont think so but well were live" also from that match "Jr :Remember Survivor Series in Montreal, Shamrock was a one man band and made two members of the nation tap out including The Rock HHH: Now when you say he's a one man band, do you mean he plays his own instrument?" "JR or King: whatd she say (about chyna) HHH: Sometyhing about Taco Bell I dont know they want to go to taco bell and get a burrito supreme" WM 13 during the opener feat the headbangers "King: Have you heard of White Zombie Vince? Vince: WHite zombie? did they play with Tony Bennet? King: Your favorite rock group is Mount Rushmore King: You still think Fleetwood mac is a new hamburger at Mcdonalds Vince: Theres no telling what Phineas has been doing with those farm animals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Bobby Heenan at Halloween Havoc 1997, after Eddy Guerrero's errant baseball slide sends him crotchfirst into the ringpost: "It's not the slide that hurts you, it's that sudden stop." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Was checking DDT Digest and saw this gem from Dusty at Uncensored 97 "They done laid his tired ass out! Oh, excuse me at home, folks" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Kidman at the Russo-returns Nitro in April of 2000, talking to Hulk Hogan: "You say I can't draw flies, but who would know better about drawing flies, than a pile of shit? So Hulk, that leaves on thing, I'm calling your ass out! It's time to see if your balls are as big as your bald-spot!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 At this year's IWA-Mid South Ted Petty Invitational tournament, when Nate Webb enters and gets the crowd to do the wave: Samoa Joe: Hey look, it's like a WWE pay per view! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Joey Styles after 911 chokeslammed Doink: "One clown down, Bischoff and McMahon still to go" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Whoever was looking for the exact (close) RAW bowl quote, here ya go: 'I wanna congratulate Tennessee, Colorado, Clemson, USC (all the bowl winners) and a special one goes out to the Smoking Gunns who won the Raw Bowl or Toilet Bowl or whatever.....It was a waste of time, don't bother.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I don't remember exactly what he said, but during Nitro one time, McMoron actually told people to stop watching and go get beer. And this was during a match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 D-Lo Brown and someone I can't remember in a hardcore match, right after D-Lo and Austin were in a 1-800-Collect Commercial. Dlo hits his opponent with the phone and yells at him "Save a bundle by using 1-800 Colllect, fool!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted October 30, 2004 Kidman at the Russo-returns Nitro in April of 2000, talking to Hulk Hogan: "You say I can't draw flies, but who would know better about drawing flies, than a pile of shit? So Hulk, that leaves on thing, I'm calling your ass out! It's time to see if your balls are as big as your bald-spot!". Man, I don't remember that. I wish I could find the Russo/Bischoff debut Nitro. Such a promising show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
