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I love incorrectly spelt signs. Like a couple weeks ago, on Smackdown, there was a "The Chian Gang" sign. Now, not only is the spelling error funny, but I guess no one told the poor guy that Cena was on Raw...

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Guest Fook

I hate the mispelled signs. I mean, it's not like it's a ten-page essay. It's about 2-5 words. If you can't make sure they're spelled correctly then you are a retard.

 

Plus it doesn't help escape the stereotype of the stupid, redneck wrestling fan.

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Why do the cameras even zoom in on incorrectly spelled signs? Most of them are so markish you would think there's another sign with a similar (yet correctly spelled) message somewhere in the crowd.

 

GOAR is my favorite.

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One I liked was from when Jericho had the title: "Jericho is a jobber!"

 

I'm shocked no one has mentioned the one from Starrcade 97: "Ray Traylor Will Job For Food."

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"Lita is a Dumas", thought of by someone on the board, and held up by another at Summerslam 04, getting directly on camera behind Lita for almost a solid 30 seconds.

 

"Rock fears Paper"

 

I never saw it, but I thought the "Nothing good happens to JR here" in Oklahoma was hilarious.

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"Lita is a Dumas", thought of by someone on the board, and held up by another at Summerslam 04, getting directly on camera behind Lita for almost a solid 30 seconds.

 

"Rock fears Paper"

 

I never saw it, but I thought the "Nothing good happens to JR here" in Oklahoma was hilarious.

 

The Lita one was pretty freakin clever.

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At a Nitro I attended in Rochester pretty soon after the whole relaunch gimmick; me and my brother got floor seats because they were only like $30 (while everyone else who came with us got free tickets). Anyhow he brought a bunch of generic signs so he could get on TV. It worked; as Bischoff I think was coming out for a promo or something he held up a "New Blood" sign. I was next to him and as the camera began to pan out from him; my sign was revealed as

Nothing

Intersting,

Turn

RAW

On.

The camera quickly cut away once my sign was revealed. I still have the tape somewhere, I'll have to get a screencap. My friend watching at home that night was just waiting for the sign to appear; and turned to RAW after it did.

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At a WWC show in P.R back before Invader jumped to IWA there was this guy with a sign that said "Pa aprender como apu~alar colegas y quedar libre llamen 1-800-Invader" or...To find out how to stab co workers and be free call 1-800-Invader. That bastard killed Bruiser Brody.

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Guest TheGreatWesuke

I don't think it made TV, but a Thunder taping I went to had a sign that said:

 

"Booker T, World Champion... What The!?!"

 

Poor Booker was celebrating his world title defence, jumped up on the second rope and pointed to the sign having only probably read the "Booker T World Champion" part. The look on his face when he read the rest was priceless.

 

At that same taping I had my "I'd rather be watching Survivor" (this was during the first ever Survivor when it was super popular) and "Doug Dillenger is the Anti-Christ!" signs taken away. I even got a picture of Dillenger's croney taking my sign, and got a picture with WCW's head of security himself after the show. =)

 

Other good one's off the top of my head:

 

Mideon = Ratings

 

Nation of Masturbation (made ten times better because Pillman grabbed it from the crowd and held it up on camera)

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ROCK FEARS PAPER from a RAW in '98 or '99 when I first saw it is still and will forever be the greatest sign of all-time.

 

I also love when people hold up signs for Rick Flair.

 

Why does the Rock fear Paper?

 

I'm probably gonna wind up with egg on my face for not knowing, but....

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ROCK FEARS PAPER from a RAW in '98 or '99 when I first saw it is still and will forever be the greatest sign of all-time.

 

I also love when people hold up signs for Rick Flair.

 

Why does the Rock fear Paper?

 

I'm probably gonna wind up with egg on my face for not knowing, but....

 

Rock paper scissors. Paper covers rock.

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ROCK FEARS PAPER from a RAW in '98 or '99 when I first saw it is still and will forever be the greatest sign of all-time.

 

I also love when people hold up signs for Rick Flair.

 

Why does the Rock fear Paper?

 

I'm probably gonna wind up with egg on my face for not knowing, but....

 

Rock paper scissors. Paper covers rock.

 

*is retarded.

 

I should have known that.

 

:cheers:

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When Vince bought WCW there was a good one on the last Nitro.

 

First XFL

Now WCW

Vince your a Dumbass

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For some reason, every Smackdown video package featuring Batista has a closeup of that embarassing "UNLESH THE ANIMAL" sign. It's almost as if they don't know it's spelled wrong...

 

I once saw a sign on Smackdown that said "I KNOW BIG CUNTRY" - it's nice that you're friends with the fat guy who does Byte This, but I really don't think he'd appreciate having his name confused with a slang term for the female genitalia.

 

I'll never stop pimping my "DDP BANGS SARA" and "FUDGE-PAC" signs, brought to KOTR 2001 and an '02 Raw respectively.

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When Vince bought WCW there was a good one on the last Nitro.

 

First XFL

Now WCW

Vince your a Dumbass

 

Another good sign on the last Nitro:

"McMahon is Satan"

 

I also liked these:

"We'll mi$$ you Raven"

"Kane raped Ulrika"

"HHH killed Jericho's credibility"

"Nash fears house shows"

"More HHH please"

"Sid is Brock's dad"

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From an old WCW Thunder show I remember a fan having a sign during a Raven-Horace match that said "Raven was my Baby-Sitter"

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I can't believe I forgot these two priceless "acronym" signs...

 

Nash

Was

Oz

 

And my favorite seen on Thunder...

 

Terry

Bollea

Sucks

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I think it was the same guy who had the "HHH fears divorce" sign that also had one saying "This date in history 1992: Bret beats Flair." It had to be in Canada, why else would anyone have such an out of nowhere sign?

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From an early 90s Wrestling Challenge:

 

"Jeff Jarrett - Ain't He Great" or some similar pro-Jarrett sign despite him being a heel.

 

The sign itself was nothing special, but Gorilla Monsoon refered to the sign holder as a "twisted/sick individual". This led to said fan writing an angry letter to an Apter mag... were those letter sections real, btw?

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