Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Card: The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted January 25, 2006 Well, now that I've been here about a month or so, let's see how much I've learned... The Card: The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Depends on who wrote Smarkdown's main event. If ELM trashed my half and wrote his own, ELM wins. If JJ's match won (as I suspect) then perhaps JJ... -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU (not yet edited in) 20. (might be edited in later) In an effort to show off the results of my limited SWF history lessons, I shall select: The Memphis Eel. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Look for JHawk to pull another impressive match out of his beak. But will he write to win? SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Blank isn't going to give this title up easily. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Obviously, Michael if he writes. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? With the word limit in effect, I say 5. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? I know who it'll be in my match... but I'm not saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) Once again, I'm on CC and I don't care, so here's a selection of predictions from me for my favourite PPV of the year. The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson ->Mags has been a little absent over the last couple of weeks, which has me wondering... all things being equal, I can't in good conscience give the match to anybody except him. Johnson is still at a point in his career where he's improving with every match, but ELM has absolutely torn the house down and built it back up again since his return. I'm going to go with him, but I can't shake the feeling my hunch is true. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- I'm going to break this down into five sections. The Clusterfuck is notorious for being impossible to predict - in fact, only once, in the case of Grappler, has the favourite ever won. The Favourite Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Good Bets "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Wes Davenport Todd Cortez Longshots Zyon "The Icon" Max King TORU Takahara (Would be my favourite, except for things that I know) Darkhorses Stryke Christian Fury Ghost Machine v 2.0 No Chance Laberinto "The Rage" Jason von Dierch Manson The 70's Dude Matt Myers Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura Kevin Coyote The Crimson Skull Bruce Blank SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild ->Interesting... most interesting. I have the creeping suspicion that this match may have a fixed ending designed to get the belt off of Hawke and give WC something to do in the upper midcard - although at the same time, I also think they're going to contest this one so as to set up a feud for the next month, which would be pretty awesome. Both options seem plausible, the latter seems more likely. Either way, I'm going to go with WC on this one. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ->So if one hasn't murdered the other in 15 minutes, the cage blows up, huh? Fascinating. A perfect PPV for it, too. I want to see just these two things from this match... 1) A weedwhacker 2) The following words in the finish, "boom, explsion, everyone dies except Thoth" Don't let me down. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez ->I like this Cross guy. He takes it, of course, unless Ced SWERVES~! us all and comes back just once to write for this one. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? Previous history tells me we're going to have exactly 5 matches. No more, no less. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) The "Diesel" push, yes? Generally this is given to a new guy with a lot of potential, or an older guy on the verge of breaking out. It depends on who's match it is, but given the structure of the CF this year, I think the two most plausible cantidates are Kevin Coyote and TORU Takahara, with the outside chance for Wes Davenport.(TORU being pretty funny, once again because of the things that I know.) -Z Edited January 25, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson ~Man, who knows? But JJ Johnson winning would make me mark hard. It can go either way but I got faith in JJ. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. Spike Jenkins 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 10. Todd Cortez 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 18. Zyon 19. TORU ~The tricky part about guessing this is who actually writes. For example, if Davenport wrote then he has a great chance. But I tried to narrow it down to who I think will show. Now I'd cream myself with GM 2.0 pulling it off but I'm thinking Maddix or TORU. I'm not sure, this is a bitch to predict. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild ~Joygasmic. I can definitely see WC pullin' it off. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ~Now here's a stipulation to end a series. I'll go with Blank for the win but you never know. Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez ~'06 is the Year of the Ordonez! Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? I'd say six. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) ~Zyon or Spike gettin' so close, but so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson As much as I'm really not keen at all on his double spacing of...everything...I think it's JJ's to win. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon I decline comment. Last year I was given no chance and won, so like it's already been said, it's impossible to predict. It's gonna be a mixture of luck, skill and whoever can lock themselves away in a room for the next few days. For what it's worth, I've got an OAOAST match (or two) to write by Sunday and Zack may be the same. Bold prediction: Zyon. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Nothing lasts forever...except Jay's title reign seemingly. I'll go with WC to change it though. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu I guess it depends on Blank and whether he wants to focus his attention on writing the 'Fuck. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez DUH! Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 6 I think some of our 'n00bs' will be fired up to do well, such as Blank and Zyon. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Cortez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Tough one - but I'll call for a title switch here in a very good - strike that, in an AMAZING read -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon Some of the people in this are capable of winning this if they actually write - some will definitly no show though making this one very hard to predict. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Talk about a tough call here cause I'm impressed with both guys - forced to choose I think WC gets it in yet another amazing write up. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Well damn we went to the 5th match - who would have thought that? SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez while Ced is ... well not Awesome, no that's not the word... hmmm... Well Cross takes his first victory Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? I'll boldy predict that 4 guys actually turn in a full match Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) MVP as in Marathon or most eliminations? hmmmm Marathon would really have to be one of the first 10 guys to really make it a marathon effort and #1 has a leg up on everyone else I do believe Most Eliminations through: that's a hard one cause it could be anyone from Manson to... nope it's got to be Manson, can't possibly be anyone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson ~I gotta go with J3. The guy's a great writer, and it'd be so great to have a breakout star dethrone Mags. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon ~Hmm. I'm going to go with Wes, if Muzz writes. Landon won last year and I just don't think he'll have the drive to do it two years running. Spike's a possibility, but I'm not sure... King could be in with a shot, if he has time. If it's not Muzz, it'll be Ghost Machine 2.0 SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild ~I say Dub-Cee, if he actually wants the belt. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ~Bruce is in the 'Fuck. Therefore he won't write for this, therefore Akira wins. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez ~Cross, of course Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 4 Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) I say Spike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Card: The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Stable pride combined with JJJ wanting it more. Gotta call it an upset if it happens, I think, but I can see it happening. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon Still a longshot, in all honesty, but I've just got a feeling. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild No prediction SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu I'd like to see Akira take it, but these matches are Bruce's calling card. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez No doubt about this one. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? I'll say three. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) If I were in the Clusterfuck, I'd be giving it to Zyon. And I'm sure someone will give that nod to Spike. Honestly, I'm thinking Laberinto for some weird reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 Hard to have a marathon perfomance when coming in at #18 Jay - I like the suggestion of the writers themselves making up the entry order next year. and I can see why people are not sure which match I'll write - I'm not sure either, depends on how things go down the next few days (can't wait too horribly long if I want to do a decent 'Fuck match) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson - When I was at my best and most motivated, I couldn't beat ELM on PPV. Johnson is good, and he's going to go down in history not only as someone who made a DRASTIC improvement practically overnight but as one of the best writers the fed's ever seen. Still, I think this is Magnifico's match. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- POOL WINNERS 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 9. Wes Davenport 13. Kevin Coyote 17. "The Icon" Max King With the overall winner being... I don't know, I think I have to give this to Spike. Cortez is due, but I have a gut feeling he'll be a bit unmotivated, for some reason. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild - WC takes it if he so desires. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu - I'm such a mark for Akira, it's not even funny. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez - Cross takes the duke! Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 6. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? Spike, in just about every match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson -> Appologies. Didn' t even notice I was grading this. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon -> My top 5 goes: Wes Davenport, Todd Cortez, Landon, Coyote, and Spike, in that order. Why? Well, Muzz is probably the best 'pure' writer out there, and I have an odd suspicion that he'll show for this. Cortez and Landon are simple picks, just because they are among the most consistant writers in the fed. Coyote has shown a lot of talent, though he's just gotten a ton of bad breaks as of late. Spike, as much as I'd love for him to win, has match pacing going against him: It's a lot harder to try and figure out a believable way to last through 20 guys. While he has the most riding on it, I think he is also going to have the toughest time of anyone here. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu -> Good guys always win... EVEN IN THE EIGHTIES! Uh... yeah... so Akira. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez -> Cross, no prob. Let's see what the new guy can do, though. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? -> 6. I have high hopes. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) -> Probably Spike for everyone, though if someone decides to switch it up, I can see Christian Fury making it. Edited January 26, 2006 by Justice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Like I've always said ELM is the franchise. And being Johnson's resident jobber boy I would say he's also awesome, but I'm not about to bet against ELM. It can go either way though. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon I'll take one guess...Todd Cortez. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild WC is a main event writer and Hawke is still developing into that even though he has beat everyone who's challenged him for the midcard to upper midcard title. But I'll with WC if he writes to win. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Draw. Shit's going to blow leading to a sudden death match where the winner is the one that didn't suffer a sudden death...yeah that's it. Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Cross, and I have confidence he'll be good. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 11 people will turn in a match...I hope. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? The winner...duh. Actually I know who it will be in my match, but in others...I'll say Stryke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 As much as I'm really not keen at all on his double spacing of...everything...I think it's JJ's to win. Blame the word processor, my man. Blame the word processor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson ~ ELM's good, but I have to root for 3J here. Just because he's 3J -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto ~ Possibly. 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury ~ I'd mark. 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport ~ Really, really good chance. 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ Also a good bet. 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon ~ You can do it! 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild ~ Could go either way, but Hawke has a goddamn deathgrip on that thing so I'll pick him to retain. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ~ Theories point towards Akira pulling this one as Bruce is in the CF, but who knows. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez ~ The newbie to show us his or her stuff. I say his or her cause I dunno about the writer and people wonder about my goddamn gender enough. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? ~ I'll bet around four. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) ~ If he doesn't win it, Fury. Or possibly another like Max King. I'd laugh if someone did it to Myers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2006 The Card: The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson -Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife, don't you start no fights... -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon -Zyon or Landon. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild -Jay to release his stranglehold on the title and move on to bigger things, like he should have a few months ago. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu -Akira, for reasons stated above (i.e. Blank in the 'fuck) SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez -Cross...Lightning is what Ced wins with! Swerve! Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 5 Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Cortez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 I'd like to point out that the things that Zed knows about is probbaly the fact that it's my birthday on the 26th (which is already today for me) and I'm going to London for the weekend on Friday, meaning that I will NOT be writing a 15k match. I ran the Clusterfuck on my PS2. Here's the highlights (sadly I couldn't predetermine the entry order) ~Spike and Zyon beat the shit out of each other. A lot ~Matt Myers got busted open very quickly ~The 70s Dude entered the ring and got thrown out again by Spike and Dillon in under 20 seconds ~Skull came in, looking hellish imposing next to all the cruiserweights, threw Fury out and then got blown up (not in the Thoth explosion sense) ~Blank eliminated Spike and probably started another flamewar ~Clash of the Titans - Skull vs. Blank! ~Dillon repeatedly tried and failed to pick Skull up. Seriously, I think he tried about four Death Valley Drivers. Your final three: Landon, Cortez and Blank ~You winner - Cortez, pinning Landon after the RAP while Blank was too exhausted to make the save Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 ~Blank eliminated Spike and probably started another flamewarOnly one way to settle a flame war - a "Flaming Flames Deathmatch" that's pretty good for a computer simulated match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 ~Skull came in, looking hellish imposing next to all the cruiserweights, threw Fury out and then got blown up (not in the Thoth explosion sense) Did I at least manage to eliminate anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 That should be how you do all your predictions. Just tell us how the PS2 simulated it. Could be good for a laugh when ELM loses every match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 I''m still building up the roster, but I always used to put the computer's results when I played on my old Smackdown game. Since it's a WWE game it's skewed to heavyweights (although I do my best to cancel that out with the stats), so it's entirely possible that ELM would lose every match... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 Grrr. I don't post for a couple weeks and suddenly I lose all respect around here. Well, in any case... The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Yep. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt Myers 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU 20. Tim Dillon Maddix. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Hawke. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Blank. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Cross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Mags is teh OAK, but JJ is dy-no-mite! Johnson in a tight match that will probably be in contention for MotY. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon Top five: Muzz, Sly, IL, Mr. OSITY, and Jennykins. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Flerm...both are good writers that, for no logical reason, I kind of don't care for too much. However, I'll go with the former Birdman. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Hmm. Windy's good, but so is Blank. I'll take Kaibatsu. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Bob Steele to the max. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? I'll say a nice, round 7 Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Ghost Machine up until someone either throws a magnet at him, or states a logical fallacy so his head explodes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson ->ELM just keeps winning. Until he loses the belt, you basically have to pick him. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt Myers 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU 20. Tim Dillon I have no frame of reference on this whatsoever - let's say Davenport. The five people I'd put money on in no particular order: Davenport, TORU, Maddix, Stryke (because I know he'll write it), and Zyon. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild -> Just like ELM, Jay gets picked until he loses that damn belt. WC's as good a bet as anyone in the fed to take it off him, though SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu - I concur with Z. If everyone besides Thoth doesn't die, there will be major problems. However, on the topic of the actual match: Assuming Blank wrote for this one (which I'd guess he did), he'll pick up the win. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez ->Can I write a match as Ced? And yay for more n00bs. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 4 legitimate matches, two halfhearted entries, 1 haiku Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) I like Coyote - I hope he lasts a long time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson -> El Luchadore Magnifico. He's really good. Johnson's good too, but Mag is REALLY good. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon -> Stryke. Fuck the rest of y'all. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild -> Jay Hawke in a close one. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu -> Bruce Blank, he just doesn't seem to lose the hardcore matches. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez -> Michael Cross, something tells me it'll be by default though. Call it a hunch. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 10. Probably generous expectations, looking at the list there's 10 guys i think have any chance of showing up, but a few will probably flame out so who knows. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Spike or Stryke, hopefully me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 "No chance of winning" Well thats probably true. I won't be writing...especially after being asked to write a match for the RAMADOMINATION PPV that wasn't even included in the card. I guess the only surprise in the "Festivus" was on me for writing something for nothing. I wasn't booked in the three cards leading to RAMADOMINATION, then I get a PM i'm in a "secret Festivus role". I write a lengthly segment that doesn't even get put in the PPV; talk about being played for a fool. Now after a five or six card unbooked stretch I discover this morning i'm booked in "Clusterfuck"...which would mean i'd be writing a 15000 word match that would be due tonight. Yeah, no chance is right. No chance i'll be writing this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Mags is the dominate champion. Johnson is the challenger on a tear. Johnson will have to write the match of his career to beat Magnifico on PPV, but while I think winning this match is a 65% to 35% affair in favor of the champ, I'll coin a new nickname a give the win to "The Baddest Man on the Planet" JJ Johnson. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon I could never predict this since I only just started reading again closely. So logical booking! Bruce Blank, Spike, Toru or Zyon (that's my alternative from a booking standpoint) would be interesting challengers, but the money match would be Landon pulling out Da Fuck for the second year in a row to face his teammate. It effectively makes Johnson into a lone wolf face champ and moves Maddix back into the ME scene where he belongs when writing at the level we know he can write. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild WC can definitely beat Jay Hawke. Everyone in the fed can beat Jay Hawke. They say every given Sunday one man can lose to another. Jay Hawke will prove that just because in theory someone CAN beat him doesn't mean they have a chance TO beat him. I'll pick him until he loses. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu I think Bruce may get beat here. He's been on top of this division for a while and Akira could use the belt after a hard fought best of five, but he's a guy like Hawke that I cannot pick against. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Michael Cross, in a solid debut hopefully. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 5. That's how many turned it in the year I wrote and seemingly every year since. Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Spike is the pick considering how the numbers go. The only other guys that have that veteran air about them are Stryke, Fury or Manson who are really good possiblities as well. Laberinto as a rookie will hopefully get a nice push at least, or the MVP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
