WWE General Discussion - February 2009

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

FCW has debuted a new gimmick, Abraham Obama Washington (Brian Jossie), who claims to be the first black president of wrestling, trying to look like Obama

[BorneAgain 0]

Presumably, the crowd chants "Yes He Can! during his hope spots.

 

Would it too much to ask he have an inside cradle finisher called the "Small Stimulus Package"?

[Scroby 0]

FCW has debuted a new gimmick, Abraham Obama Washington (Brian Jossie), who claims to be the first black president of wrestling, trying to look like Obama

HA HA YES!

[Scroby 0]

WWE's 6/7 PPV has been renamed again to "WWE Night of Extreme".

Extreme what?

Really? You can't put one and two together?

[Enigma 0]

WWE.Com is now listing the 6/7 PPV again as "WWE Extreme Rules".

[Scroby 0]

^ Fucking really?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

They just can't make up their mind, can they?

[Thanks for the Fish 0]

Rumor on Florida Indies message board has Low-Ki injured and out of action for 6-8 months. To lend certain credence to this Kaval was "taken out" in a backstage segment at last nights FCW television tapings...

[haws bah gawd 0]

Damn, sucks for him if that's true. Wonder what happened?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

FCW has debuted a new gimmick, Abraham Obama Washington (Brian Jossie), who claims to be the first black president of wrestling, trying to look like Obama

 

Is Brian Jossie working a Barack Obama gimmick?

 

Hmm.

[Enigma 0]

Rey Mysterio was not at TV this past week and will not be appearing on the WWE Northeast house shows this weekend either.

 

PWInsider.com has no confirmation as to why Mysterio has been pulled from the appearances at this time, but the belief among those I spoke to is it was likely a personal situation he needed to address in San Diego (where he resides), not a suspension or injury.

 

A planned Mysterio signing in Massapequa, NY will instead feature Chris Jericho.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Uh oh, someone check his physical address over the weekend.

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

Rumor on Florida Indies message board has Low-Ki injured and out of action for 6-8 months. To lend certain credence to this Kaval was "taken out" in a backstage segment at last nights FCW television tapings...

 

Knee ligaments gone again? He just came back from that injury beginning of this year or so, missing most of 2008 with it.

[Maztinho 0]

Uh oh, someone check his physical address over the weekend.

 

Rumor has it the dogs will be in the pool area.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Forget about Rey's family. I'm worried about what those fans will do to Jericho.

[Thanks for the Fish 0]

Rumor on Florida Indies message board has Low-Ki injured and out of action for 6-8 months. To lend certain credence to this Kaval was "taken out" in a backstage segment at last nights FCW television tapings...

 

Knee ligaments gone again? He just came back from that injury beginning of this year or so, missing most of 2008 with it.

 

Said to be his neck this time around.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Rey Mysterio was not at TV this past week and will not be appearing on the WWE Northeast house shows this weekend either.

 

PWInsider.com has no confirmation as to why Mysterio has been pulled from the appearances at this time, but the belief among those I spoke to is it was likely a personal situation he needed to address in San Diego (where he resides), not a suspension or injury.

 

A planned Mysterio signing in Massapequa, NY will instead feature Chris Jericho.

Shoot. And I'm going to a house show tomorrow.

[bob_barron 0]

I was thinking of going to that signing, but you have to pay for autographs.

 

That said, I did meet Melina and Kelly Kelly yesterday

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Do they smell good?

[bob_barron 0]

Kelly Kelly looked really hot, but Melina's a total butterface

[Enigma 0]

Kelly could probably look hot as hell with no makeup, but I bet Melina needs a shitton of makeup to look good.

[DCH 0]

I don't get the Melina love. She's ugly, and her only redeeming point is she can wrestle and do the splits.

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I had no idea Kelly Kelly's real name was Barbara Blank. I thought the whole "Barbie Blank" thing was just made up.

 

And she JUST turned 22 on 1/15. Which would mean she was only 19 when she debuted in '06.

 

Wow.

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Rey Mysterio was not at TV this past week and will not be appearing on the WWE Northeast house shows this weekend either.

 

PWInsider.com has no confirmation as to why Mysterio has been pulled from the appearances at this time, but the belief among those I spoke to is it was likely a personal situation he needed to address in San Diego (where he resides), not a suspension or injury.

 

A planned Mysterio signing in Massapequa, NY will instead feature Chris Jericho.

 

Uh oh. I hope he isn't at home "taking care" of his sick wife and children.

 

EDIT: Damn, didn't realize someone already made a Benoit joke. I should read the entire page of posts next time.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Dominic wouldn't tap out?

[King Cucaracha 0]

I don't get the Melina love. She's ugly, and her only redeeming point is she can wrestle and do the splits.

 

A wrestler who can wrestle?

 

Heavens forbid!

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I don't get the Melina hate. She looks good to me. Then again, I've only seen her on TV. *shrug*

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

I had no idea Kelly Kelly's real name was Barbara Blank. I thought the whole "Barbie Blank" thing was just made up.

 

And she JUST turned 22 on 1/15. Which would mean she was only 19 when she debuted in '06.

 

Wow.

 

That 3 year delay isn't doing your street cred very good - not that you have much.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Entirely unnecessary, Chris.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Dominic wouldn't tap out?

 

Why would Rey care about Dominic? He's really Eddie's son so he should go ahead and off him. Or are we supposed to forget that.