OVW TV Report for March 15, 2009
- Show open...
- Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and Timmy Baltimore are your hosts.
- Dirty Money & Scott Cardinal vs. Fang & Brewski
Weird make-shift team with Fang and Brewski. Money and Cardinal don't wait for the bell. They take out Fang and double up on Bewski. Brewski overpowers both and takes control. Fang just keeps getting thrown around. Money takes Fang and hangs Fang in the Tree of Woe. Cardinal jumps in and stomps Fang's face.
After not paying the bills for a month or so, JBL has come to the rescue just in time for OVW to air their 500th episode. Every match tonight will be contested inside a steel cage.
- Show open...
- Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and Timmy Baltimore are your hosts.
- Tonight... all matches are in a cage... the Southern Tag Team Titles are on the line with Ironman Rob Conway as the special ref.... Theta Lambda Psi vs. The Bolshev-hicks... APOC vs. Vaughan Lilas... the TV Title is on the l
For whatever reason, OVW has been preempted the past two weeks with paid programming. I have no idea what is going on with the show, but it may be a bad sign when your program is being dropped in favor of hour-long commercials. Here are the results from the past two weeks:
January 31, 2009
The Mobile Homers won a tag team battle royal
The Insurgency defeated Eugene & Aaron "The Idol" Stevens
APOC defeated OVW Heavyweight Champion Vaughan Lilas in a non-title match
OVW TV Report for January 24, 2009
- Show open...
- Recap of Vaughan Lilas's OVW Title win over Aaron "The Idol" Stevens last week.
- Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and Timmy Baltimore are your hosts.
- Tonight... a bunch of tag team matches... the TV Title is on the line, of course...
- Aaron "The Idol" Stevens & Eugene vs. Theta Lambda Psi (w/Ashley Stefan Streetman)
The faces enter through the crowd, showing us how the OVW fanbase has shrunk since the WWE Split. There
OVW TV Report for January 17, 2009
- Show open...
- Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and Timmy Baltimore are your hosts.
- Tonight... Switchblade & Brewski team up... a six man tag match with Eugene, Debo and Ruff Ryder Rashaad taking on Cardinal, Money and Olivencia... the TV Title will be defended... Totally Awesome vs. The Insurgency...
- Video package of last week's battle royal. Vaughan Lilas won to get a shot at JBL on January 27th.
- Timmy Baltimore is in the ring to i
OVW TV Report for January 10, 2009
- Show open...
- Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and the recently released from WWE Developmental Timmy Baltimore are your hosts.
- Tonight... A battle royal to determine who faces JBL on January 27th.
- Battle Royal
This is under Royal Rumble rules with a new participant coming every minute. Vaughan Lilas and Dirty Money are numbers 1 and 2, respectively. Money stalls to begin, but Lilas catches him stalling with some nasty chops. Lilas tries t
OVW TV Report for January 3, 2009
- This is OVW's 2008 Year-In-Review show
- Music video showing all the wrestlers who have entered an OVW ring in 2008 opens the show.
- Dean Hill is your host. He says we'll be seeing the best matches of the year and hear comments from the OVW Superstars.
- Comments from The Mobile Homers. Whoop-eee.
- Bar-Be-Que music video from The Mobile Homers. This was the start of the "rednecks show the Brit how they live" shit that was the exac
OVW TV Report for December 27, 2008
- Show open...
- Dean Hill and Kenny Bolin are your hosts.
- Tonight... the Southern Tag Titles are on the line as Totally Awesome defend against Dirty Money & Scott Cardinal... Josie wrestles her last match in OVW before she goes to TNA... Idol Stevens defends the OVW Heavyweight Title... The Mobilehomers are also in action...
- In case you didn't hear last week, Brock Lesnar will be signing autographs Jan. 7.
- Moose (w/ Ashley S
OVW TV Report for December 20, 2008
- Show open...
- Back to a normal show this week after two weeks of tag team tournament action. Dean Hill and Kenny Bolin are your hosts.
- Tonight... Loser Leaves Town Match with Anthony Bravado vs. Ryback... The Mobilehomers vs. Theta Lambda Psi...
- Dean Hill talks about the big event on January 7 featuring UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar signing autographs.
- Recap of OVW Southern Tag Team Championship match from last week w
OVW TV Report for December 13, 2008
- Show open...
- Dean Hill and Kenny Bolin are at the desk telling us that tonight we will see round two, three and the finals of Thanksgiving Thunder tonight. The winner of the tournament will get a shot at OVW Southern Tag Team Champions Dirty Money and Scott Cardinal.
Second Round Match #1
- Totally Awesome (The Kamikaze Kid & Sucio) vs. Johnny Punch & Rudy Switchblade
Totally Awesome advanced by beating Los Rojos Uno and Shiloh
OVW TV Report for December 6, 2008
- Show open...
- Dean Hill and Kenny Bolin are at the desk informing the viewers that over the next few weeks we will see the Thanksgiving Thunder tag team tournament to determine the number one contenders for the OVW Southern Tag Team Championship in it's entirety over the next few weeks. This week we will see the opening round.
Opening Round Match #1
- Theta Lambda Psi (El Maestro & Moose w/Reggie) vs. Eugene & OVW Heavyweight Champi
OVW TV Report for June 14, 2008
-CM Punk promo for Six Flags
-The Mobilehomers are backstage comforting “Tubby” Tommy McNaler about losing his TV Title. Twinkletoes comes in to gloat, but Tommy bites Twink’s finger.
-Show Open
-Dean Hill and Kenny Bolin are the hosts
-Tonight… Southern Tag Team Champions will be in action… Scott Cardinal vs. Darryl Kelly… The Insurgency in action… Chris Cage vs. Raul Locos… Nick Dinsmore defends the OVW Title against Dirty Money… Rudy S
OVW TV Report for June 7, 2008
-Show Open
-Dean Hill and Kenny Bolin are the hosts
-Tonight… Tommy McNaler defends the TV Title against JD Michaels… OVW Southern Tag Titles will be defended… Scott Cardinal in action… The Insurgency vs. The Mobilehomers… Serena has an interview… Joey Matthews faces Ted McNaler… Igotta Brewski vs. Dirty Money
-Chris Cage is in the ring with a mic. He talks about how awesome he is. He’s beat Nick Dinsmore (he didn’t) and Elijah Burke (he didn
OVW TV Report for May 31, 2008
-Twinkletoes puts some MiraLAX in the Mobilehomers tea. This is basically Looney Tunes stuff, with a bunch of cup switching when nobody is looking. Twink ends up with the tea with the poop medicine. This is the opposite of entertaining.
-Show opening
-Your hosts are Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and Twinkletoes
-Tonight we’ve got a tag title match with The Insurgency defending against the Men of Iron… Tommy McNaler defends the TV Title against JD Mi
Quick results from Friday night's OVW Six Flags Summer Sizzler Series Show, followed by some thoughts about the promotion:
Tank Toland defeated JD Michaels
Anthony Bravado won the battle royal; he gets the match of his choosing at next week's Six Flags show
Serena defeated Josie to retain the OVW Women's Title
Rudy Switchblade defeated Joey Matthews
Rob Conway and Pat Buck defeated The Insurgency to retain the tag titles
Elijah Burke defeated Chris Cage
Pretty lackluster card
Before we get to TV, here are quick and dirty results from the Six Flags Summer Sizzler Series that kicked off on Memorial Day weekend:
Igotta Brewski defeated Brent Wellington
Scott Cardinal and Ryan Reeves defeated Johnny Punch and Josh Lowry
The Men of Iron (Rob Conway & Pat Buck) defeated JD Michaels and Anthony Bravado
Serena defeated Josie to become OVW Women's Champion
The Insurgency defeated Los Locos to retain the OVW Tag Team Titles
Nick Dinsmore defeated Chris Cage
-Recap of the Insurgency’s post-match beatdown on Los Locos from last week.
-Show Open
-Promo by The Insurgency. They threaten record high gas prices. This is borderline offensive. Lots of ‘Praise to Allah’ chants.
-Dean Hill, Kenny Bolin and Karl Martin are your hosts.
-Tonight… Los Locos vs. The Insurgency for the Southern Tag Team Titles…. Two 1st round qualifiers for newcomer of the year tournament: Scott Cardinal vs. Josh Lowery and Rudy Switchblade vs. James Thomas…
