1000 Reasons why Late Night with Conan O'Brien

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I'm not sure if this forum allows "gimmick posts" like these, but this has purpose, dammit.

 

I can think of 1000 reasons why Late Night is better than the Daily Show and I'm sure you could too.

 

1) La Bamba shakes his head in a humorous manner that the Daily Show can't match

 

2) because Max Weinberg > Steven Colbert

 

3) The "It's Him!" Walker, Texas Ranger clip

 

4) Conan sings about going to Hell once in a while

 

 

 

There are more reasons, please list them.

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5. *after a long pause* "Walker told me I have AIDS."

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6. Conan: "I don't usually say this very often, but we have a fantastic show for you tonight, right Max?"

 

<Max Weinberg gives a cold, expressionless stare to Conan>

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7. That thing Stewart does where he adjusts his tie and says something in that weird Woody Allen-ish voice is dumb and overdone

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7. That thing Stewart does where he adjusts his tie and says something in that weird Woody Allen-ish voice is dumb and overdone

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Yeah, shit like "Mmm..baking soda?" and stuff.

 

..I swear he said "baking soda" once.

 

8. The Fed-Ex Pope

9. Recliner of Rage is so, so bad it's funny.

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10. Gun Toting NASCAR Driving Jesus

11. The Masturbating Bear

12. Preperation H Raymond

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13. Pimpbot

 

*in robot voice* I'll cut you, foo.

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14. Fun Hole Guy

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15. His re-occuring anecdote about being in the tabloid press with a story about how CONAN O'BRIEN DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS!

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16. Conan may be a mick, but at least he ain't a jew.

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13. Pimpbot

 

*in robot voice* I'll cut you, foo.

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17- "All the bitches think I'm pretty...got my face at Circuit City"

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18. The Trump impression

19. The nerd impression

20. _____ Small-Talk Moments ("It sure is, Max!" *blank stare*)

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21. Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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22. Kids' drawings.

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23. Time to look into the future, all the way to the year...2000.

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19. The nerd impression

 

Bah, that's just as stale as Stewart's Woody Allen thing.

 

24. The Baliwood parody he did like two years that remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV.

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25. Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time

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26. Frankenstein didn't know who Tom Hanks was

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27. The Hunky newcomer

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28. All these crazy fanboys.

 

 

Does that count?

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28: Paltrow SECRETS: "Every time I want to prepare for a big new movie role, I kill a hobo with a hammer."

 

29: No more Steve Carrell.

 

30: The 'lips' sketches. Particularly Arnold and Bill Clinton.

 

31: Tom Selleck and the Big Show, comedic duo extraordinaire.

 

32: Spock calmly giving the finger for half a minute to a long line of Star Wars nerds.

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33. Conan can take anything, and make it remotely interesting, for example, when he went along with a birdwatchers group in Central Park...BEST. SKIT. EVER.

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34. Frankenstein meets Peter Pan

35. Mo Rocca left the Daily Show

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36) Abe Vigoda

37) The new, modernized Abe Vigoda

38) High-definition Abe Vigoda

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39) Abe Vigoda Yoda

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40) Triumph at the the Star Wars premiere.

41) Andy Richter

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42) Little Jay Leno.

43) Whenever Conan, Max and Joel do something and bring back pictures. The Oscars edition is one of the funniest things ever.

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44) Tom Hanks: SECRETS (that was the greatest moment)

45) "OH MY GOD! That is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot let me tell you....he let that kid hit the ground". Almost as good as the AIDS one.

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46) Conan as a security guard going through the hallways on a bike

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47) The "Turkish Bath" bit where Andy ends up naked on the Today show set. "Is Katie around?"

 

Was that a prank on Matt Lauer or something? It seemed like he didn't know what the hell was going on.

 

48) Taking the desk out for a drive (though it isn't as good with Random Audience Member than it was with Andy)

 

49) The constant, yet unfair, fat jokes about Kirstie Alley and Star Jones.