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RIGHT-WING RADIO ALERT!!! I'm sorry, I laughed when Rush said this was the second election Democrats lost in the last three months...

We'll treat him good...

She probably got sick from hearing Iraq had a successful election. Hmm, Bill Clinton was a "conservative" Democrat, Hillary is now acting Red-Statish. Bill gets heart surgery, Hillary faints. At least she's following her lesser half's election techniques...

What did you two crazy kids bet on?...

I always liked Yo Murphy and that hockey player with the last name Satan...

So what killed all those black people? (Hmm, should I or shouldn't I make a "they-were-fighting-for-the-last-piece-of-KFC-chicken-in-the-bucket" remark? Nah, I'll let someone else make this insensitive statement...)

Don't you impose your self-righteous views on what constitutes a joke and what does not constitute a joke on me. And don't forget to pray for the safety of my newly born joke that will someday grow up and be another tired one-line gag like "OMG...LOL2005..."

Because you had to give the Malones and Barkleys of the world SOMETHING since MJ was holding them down in regards to championship rings. And in regards to this topic: Nash, then LeBron...

No, because Jobber's joke was still in the womb...

There was a thread in CE that I started which dealt with this. Tyler and I had a friendly bet where if Bush would win the election I got to change Tyler's Avatar and subject line, and if Kerry would win Tyler could pick my Avatar and subject line. The loser would have to keep the Avatar and subject line through 1/1/05. Tyler took it a step further by changing his user name to I <3 Karl Rove, but all I wanted was to change his subject line to "Zell Miller kicked my commie ass" and keep his Zell-Going-Nutso Avatar. INXS, BX, Slapnuts and MikeSC also participated in this, if memory serves. And INXS, I think your current user name was altered by Agent of Oblivion...

At the top-of-the-hour news report on my local RIGHT-WING RADIO STATION the news guy said about 10 days. EDIT: Paul Harvey just said the same thing. Also, I think the 90 percent is for people living outsife of Iraq who are voting. I read turnout in Iraq will be in the 60-70 percent range...

Damn, INXS, I thought you were going to say something dumb. Anyway, was the turnout of registered voters really as high as 90 percent? I thought the number was around the 60 percent range. Either way, this is a good sign, and I find it intertesting I don't hear much of the Iraqis that sacrifice their lives for the good of their country...

So CP is now netslob -- I wondered what happened to him. Oh, and the whole Tinky Winky drama was started by Jerry Falwell...

Time to straighten this out -- hippie. And I didn't know INXS was a RACIST -- I thought he just hated Jews and Americans and any other freedom-loving group...

You know, I'm not one of these "The UN is going to take over the US" conspiracy buffs, but whenever I hear stories like this I start to wonder. However, I just go back to playing video games knowing that my local milita will be protecting me when the black helicopters come to take my land all in the name of saving the oppressed...

Skip, I'm not "getting pissy" over this situation. I'm merely pointing out how horrid you are at trying to get your point across.

Nah, we have more than enough red meat to hate the french with, and this story has taken more of a "hate the UN" path on the RW Radio circuit...

Passon of the Clerks? Oy, vey. Didn't Smith make enough Jesus commentary with Dogma?...

Lord, at least INXS is entertaining. You're just bland. I didn't even hear about this guy until NoCal brought him -- hell, I still don't know his/her name. So, to answer your question, give me another two weeks. By then I'm sure Rush will tell me what to think...

I just stick a Q-tip in there. It doesn't really do much good, but it feels good and I'm always curious to see how much goo I manage to get out...

Thought there was going to be some humping at the end. Well, there was, but not what I was looking for. That's the French for you...

Hippie Bullshit -- I got your back NoCal. Out of curiousity, does this director/producer target any media source in particular? I mean you'd expect OMG FAUX NEWS LOL2005 to be involved (quit bitching, I haven't done this in quite some time), but how hard does the guy making this film target Big Media? Anyway, while speaking of documentaries, anyone hear about some right-wing guy's production making fun of PC Universities?...

I was going to suggest a news-talk format, but I can see that will get aborted right out the gate...

I didn't get it either...

What will nikjohns do this time to piss everyone off? -- WWE (I don't frequent that folder, but the site feedback threads about you were always funny reads -- no offense meant... )