CanadianGuitarist Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 This came up at work with myself and another old school markout a few weeks ago. What's your all time favourite Vince McMahon line? He said "Not tonight, not any night!" Mine was "Austin, there is NO CHANCE IN HELL of you becoming the WWF Champion at Wrestlemania, AUSTIN NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!"
JHawk Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 "I've got balls the size of grapefruits." It's just the best one to quote.
Lil' Bitch Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!
Aero Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Have to go with the classics from commentary... "BAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!" (Diesel is used as an example here) "Powerslam! There's the cover, 1... 2... Diesel is going to win this match by a powersla... no, he kicked out."
Guest Fook Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 "IT WAS ME AUSTIN!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!"
algrim Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I don't remember the line very well, but it was one of the lines during the famous segment where Mankind goes to visit Vince in the hospital. Mick says something along the lines of wanting MR. Socko to kiss Vince's boo boo or something. If anybody has the summary of that segment I would appreciate it.
Guest Staravenger Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 SCREW YOU! YOU'RE FIRED~!!
Slayer Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I don't know the exact quote, but the one time when he said he was gonna go home and bang Linda, including the classic words "genetic jackhammer"
Youth N Asia Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 as Vinnie Mac "1, 2, oh he's got him this one's over, 3...NO! he kicked out!" As Mr. Mcmahon "Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise." After he bought WCW (I had to look this one up) "Now as far as the Jeff Jarretts of the world are concerned? You know how Jeff spells his name `That's J-E-Double F'? Well, you know what? Hum. I would suspect that we'd spell it a different way after tonight. That would be Capital G, Double O, Double N, Double E... GONE!"
Guest Staravenger Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 GOONNEE? Is that like the urban spelling of "Goonie"?
The Amazing Rando Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 "...you were cheering for every act of humiliation Austin committed against me. But what you enjoyed most was when Austin forced me to the ring. He made me get down on my knees. He made me beg. He made me...he made me cry. He made me...urinate myself!" The week after the infamous BANG 3:16 incident, right before Shane let it be known that he hired back Stone Cold Steve Austin and then I believe that led into the SurSer screwjob of Austin. Shane's speech during that promo was awesome, too. I'm watching it now on Best of Raw Volume 1.
natey2k4 Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 UNBELIVABLE! from his old commentary lol. He said that during the HBK/Razor Ladder Match at least 20 times lol.
King Cucaracha Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I like it went he was lost for words on commentary after a big move replay, so would resort to busting the "OOOH....NOOOOOOOOO!"
Dewe Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!! Arguably the best Vince line ever.
JHawk Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I don't remember the line very well, but it was one of the lines during the famous segment where Mankind goes to visit Vince in the hospital. Mick says something along the lines of wanting MR. Socko to kiss Vince's boo boo or something. If anybody has the summary of that segment I would appreciate it. "No Mick, don't kiss the booboo..."
JoeDirt Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 "YOU VIOLATED ME, AUSTIN!!!" "YOU RUINED IT, AUSTIN! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!"
Guest HitmanHart Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 To Mick Foley after being fired - "Oh, and Mick? MERRY..... CHRIIIIIISTMAS!!" It's funny hearing that in the classic Vince growl.
reign Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 "When I die..I don't want to go to Heavan...I wanna go STRAIGHT TO HEEUHLLLL!" Or something like that...
JoeDirt Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 "I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin...and I got away with it!"
BUTT Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 "Not only are you obsessed with asses, Rock, but I think you're obsessed with what comes out of them, and I'm talking about feeshees." Or something like that. And yes, he pronounced it "feeshees".
Youth N Asia Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 Crowd: "You screwed Bret! You screwed Bret!" McMahon with a big grin on his face: "YES I DID!"
Use Your Illusion Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 This one seems to of been forgotten by time: Scene - In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies Match - Razor Ramon vs Vader - Razor's final PPV match in the WWF Circumstance - Razor enters the ring, music playing, and proceeds to do his famous pose with the pyro shooting off behind him. McMahon - "OOKING GOOD, MAMMA, OOKING GOOD". Yes, he said that. UYI
MillenniumMan831 Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!! Arguably the best Vince line ever. Gotta agree w/ that. Another gem not mentioned yet: "I've got the brass to fire your ass"
DCMaximo Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 WrestleMania XI: Diesel has just won his title match and is celebrating with Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and two people I've never heard of Vince: Big Daddy Cool Diesel is surrounded by HOLLYWOOD!!!
MillenniumMan831 Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 WrestleMania XI: Diesel has just won his title match and is celebrating with Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and two people I've never heard of Vince: Big Daddy Cool Diesel is surrounded by HOLLYWOOD!!! IIRC, those people would be better known as the kid from Home Improvement and that guy from NYPD Blue. And another favorite Vince line: "SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUDDDDDDD UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
JoeDirt Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 This one seems to of been forgotten by time: Scene - In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies Match - Razor Ramon vs Vader - Razor's final PPV match in the WWF Circumstance - Razor enters the ring, music playing, and proceeds to do his famous pose with the pyro shooting off behind him. McMahon - "OOKING GOOD, MAMMA, OOKING GOOD". Yes, he said that. UYI Great one...I laughed so hard when I heard this one the first time. I also love Vince's fake laughs when he was an announcer and one of the other guys woule make a joke.
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