CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 This came up at work with myself and another old school markout a few weeks ago. What's your all time favourite Vince McMahon line? He said "Not tonight, not any night!" Mine was "Austin, there is NO CHANCE IN HELL of you becoming the WWF Champion at Wrestlemania, AUSTIN NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 "I've got balls the size of grapefruits." It's just the best one to quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 ONE! TWO!........no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 Have to go with the classics from commentary... "BAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!" (Diesel is used as an example here) "Powerslam! There's the cover, 1... 2... Diesel is going to win this match by a powersla... no, he kicked out." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ravman77 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 Three words... Ring the bell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted September 5, 2004 "IT WAS ME AUSTIN!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algrim 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 I don't remember the line very well, but it was one of the lines during the famous segment where Mankind goes to visit Vince in the hospital. Mick says something along the lines of wanting MR. Socko to kiss Vince's boo boo or something. If anybody has the summary of that segment I would appreciate it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheex Incarnate 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 BOOM! SHAKA-LAKA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 5, 2004 SCREW YOU! YOU'RE FIRED~!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 I don't know the exact quote, but the one time when he said he was gonna go home and bang Linda, including the classic words "genetic jackhammer" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 as Vinnie Mac "1, 2, oh he's got him this one's over, 3...NO! he kicked out!" As Mr. Mcmahon "Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise." After he bought WCW (I had to look this one up) "Now as far as the Jeff Jarretts of the world are concerned? You know how Jeff spells his name `That's J-E-Double F'? Well, you know what? Hum. I would suspect that we'd spell it a different way after tonight. That would be Capital G, Double O, Double N, Double E... GONE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 5, 2004 GOONNEE? Is that like the urban spelling of "Goonie"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 "...you were cheering for every act of humiliation Austin committed against me. But what you enjoyed most was when Austin forced me to the ring. He made me get down on my knees. He made me beg. He made me...he made me cry. He made me...urinate myself!" The week after the infamous BANG 3:16 incident, right before Shane let it be known that he hired back Stone Cold Steve Austin and then I believe that led into the SurSer screwjob of Austin. Shane's speech during that promo was awesome, too. I'm watching it now on Best of Raw Volume 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
natey2k4 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 UNBELIVABLE! from his old commentary lol. He said that during the HBK/Razor Ladder Match at least 20 times lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 I like it went he was lost for words on commentary after a big move replay, so would resort to busting the "OOOH....NOOOOOOOOO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dewe 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!! Arguably the best Vince line ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 I don't remember the line very well, but it was one of the lines during the famous segment where Mankind goes to visit Vince in the hospital. Mick says something along the lines of wanting MR. Socko to kiss Vince's boo boo or something. If anybody has the summary of that segment I would appreciate it. "No Mick, don't kiss the booboo..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 "YOU VIOLATED ME, AUSTIN!!!" "YOU RUINED IT, AUSTIN! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HitmanHart Report post Posted September 6, 2004 To Mick Foley after being fired - "Oh, and Mick? MERRY..... CHRIIIIIISTMAS!!" It's funny hearing that in the classic Vince growl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 "I'M DAMN SICK AND TIRED" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reign 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 "When I die..I don't want to go to Heavan...I wanna go STRAIGHT TO HEEUHLLLL!" Or something like that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 "I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin...and I got away with it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 "Not only are you obsessed with asses, Rock, but I think you're obsessed with what comes out of them, and I'm talking about feeshees." Or something like that. And yes, he pronounced it "feeshees". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 Crowd: "You screwed Bret! You screwed Bret!" McMahon with a big grin on his face: "YES I DID!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 This one seems to of been forgotten by time: Scene - In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies Match - Razor Ramon vs Vader - Razor's final PPV match in the WWF Circumstance - Razor enters the ring, music playing, and proceeds to do his famous pose with the pyro shooting off behind him. McMahon - "OOKING GOOD, MAMMA, OOKING GOOD". Yes, he said that. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!! Arguably the best Vince line ever. Gotta agree w/ that. Another gem not mentioned yet: "I've got the brass to fire your ass" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 WrestleMania XI: Diesel has just won his title match and is celebrating with Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and two people I've never heard of Vince: Big Daddy Cool Diesel is surrounded by HOLLYWOOD!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 WrestleMania XI: Diesel has just won his title match and is celebrating with Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and two people I've never heard of Vince: Big Daddy Cool Diesel is surrounded by HOLLYWOOD!!! IIRC, those people would be better known as the kid from Home Improvement and that guy from NYPD Blue. And another favorite Vince line: "SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUDDDDDDD UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 This one seems to of been forgotten by time: Scene - In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies Match - Razor Ramon vs Vader - Razor's final PPV match in the WWF Circumstance - Razor enters the ring, music playing, and proceeds to do his famous pose with the pyro shooting off behind him. McMahon - "OOKING GOOD, MAMMA, OOKING GOOD". Yes, he said that. UYI Great one...I laughed so hard when I heard this one the first time. I also love Vince's fake laughs when he was an announcer and one of the other guys woule make a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
