The Mandarin Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 I'm not sure if this forum allows "gimmick posts" like these, but this has purpose, dammit. I can think of 1000 reasons why Late Night is better than the Daily Show and I'm sure you could too. 1) La Bamba shakes his head in a humorous manner that the Daily Show can't match 2) because Max Weinberg > Steven Colbert 3) The "It's Him!" Walker, Texas Ranger clip 4) Conan sings about going to Hell once in a while There are more reasons, please list them.
CBright7831 Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 5. *after a long pause* "Walker told me I have AIDS."
UZI Suicide Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 6. Conan: "I don't usually say this very often, but we have a fantastic show for you tonight, right Max?" <Max Weinberg gives a cold, expressionless stare to Conan>
Ravenbomb Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 7. That thing Stewart does where he adjusts his tie and says something in that weird Woody Allen-ish voice is dumb and overdone
The Mandarin Posted September 19, 2005 Author Report Posted September 19, 2005 7. That thing Stewart does where he adjusts his tie and says something in that weird Woody Allen-ish voice is dumb and overdone <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, shit like "Mmm..baking soda?" and stuff. ..I swear he said "baking soda" once. 8. The Fed-Ex Pope 9. Recliner of Rage is so, so bad it's funny.
spman Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 10. Gun Toting NASCAR Driving Jesus 11. The Masturbating Bear 12. Preperation H Raymond
Big McLargeHuge Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 13. Pimpbot *in robot voice* I'll cut you, foo.
tommytomlin Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 15. His re-occuring anecdote about being in the tabloid press with a story about how CONAN O'BRIEN DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS!
Guest Kerwin Kriegg Kaufman Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 16. Conan may be a mick, but at least he ain't a jew.
the max Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 13. Pimpbot *in robot voice* I'll cut you, foo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 17- "All the bitches think I'm pretty...got my face at Circuit City"
treble Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 18. The Trump impression 19. The nerd impression 20. _____ Small-Talk Moments ("It sure is, Max!" *blank stare*)
CBright7831 Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 21. Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
pochorenella Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 23. Time to look into the future, all the way to the year...2000.
Mecha Mummy Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 19. The nerd impression Bah, that's just as stale as Stewart's Woody Allen thing. 24. The Baliwood parody he did like two years that remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV.
Skywarp! Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 25. Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time
The Mandarin Posted September 19, 2005 Author Report Posted September 19, 2005 26. Frankenstein didn't know who Tom Hanks was
Guest Fishyswa Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 28. All these crazy fanboys. Does that count?
Special K Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 28: Paltrow SECRETS: "Every time I want to prepare for a big new movie role, I kill a hobo with a hammer." 29: No more Steve Carrell. 30: The 'lips' sketches. Particularly Arnold and Bill Clinton. 31: Tom Selleck and the Big Show, comedic duo extraordinaire. 32: Spock calmly giving the finger for half a minute to a long line of Star Wars nerds.
Eclipse Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 33. Conan can take anything, and make it remotely interesting, for example, when he went along with a birdwatchers group in Central Park...BEST. SKIT. EVER.
razazteca Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 34. Frankenstein meets Peter Pan 35. Mo Rocca left the Daily Show
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 36) Abe Vigoda 37) The new, modernized Abe Vigoda 38) High-definition Abe Vigoda
Vern Gagne Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 40) Triumph at the the Star Wars premiere. 41) Andy Richter
Ted the Poster Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 42) Little Jay Leno. 43) Whenever Conan, Max and Joel do something and bring back pictures. The Oscars edition is one of the funniest things ever.
2GOLD Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 44) Tom Hanks: SECRETS (that was the greatest moment) 45) "OH MY GOD! That is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot let me tell you....he let that kid hit the ground". Almost as good as the AIDS one.
Sideburnious Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 46) Conan as a security guard going through the hallways on a bike
KingPK Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 47) The "Turkish Bath" bit where Andy ends up naked on the Today show set. "Is Katie around?" Was that a prank on Matt Lauer or something? It seemed like he didn't know what the hell was going on. 48) Taking the desk out for a drive (though it isn't as good with Random Audience Member than it was with Andy) 49) The constant, yet unfair, fat jokes about Kirstie Alley and Star Jones.
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